Make fun of the Chenys day

Today is Make fun of Dick and Lynne Cheney day. It’s already had quite a response.

Since I am no humor writer, I decided to simply list a few thing about both Dick and Lynne Cheeney, some of which are true and some of which aren’t. Tomorrow I will cross out those which are false.

Dick Cheney:

• Is incompetent
• Likes it in the ass
• Kept the name of the ‘advisors’ in his energy taskforce in 2001 secret
• Kept his sexual adventures secret
• Served under Donald Rumsfeld in the Nixon administration
• Served under Donald Rumsfeld as his boy toy
• Served in the military
• When he couldn’t find a suitable vice president for George W. Bush, appointed himself to that position
• Has been at a ‘secure location’ a lot since 9/11
• Has had complaints for noise coming from the vice presidential residence
• Got the company he used to be the CEO of, Halliburton, the contract to build the prisons in Guantamo bay
• Got Halliburton a contract for rebuilding Iraq after the war

Lynne Cheney:

• Has a daugher who is a lesbian
• Has written lesbian fiction
• Has as lesbian realtaionship with Laura Bush
• Has participated in writing an academic blacklist
• Had a busload of sailors go down on her